"Once upon a time, in a land not very far away, the grown folk of the land wondered what on earth was wrong with their young folk. 'They're out of control!' cried some. 'They're anti-social!' cried others. And so, after much gnashing of teeth and hand wringing by the grown folk, public announcements were made on the cause of the malaise and a number of suggestions made as to what should be done."
- Groundwork chief executive Sir Tony Hawkhead presents his version of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" facing today's youth in this magazine article.